When you were young and dumb
Roller coasters were so much fun
Now they're just metaphor
The abstract feelings of rich and poor
At best we'll be like the rest
You'll be disappointed and I'll be depressed
But we can still have it all
I'll be the supermarket you'll be the mall
We're raised on bad jokes and puns
Re-runs and men dressed as nuns
Trash can be treasure they say
But too much of it ruins my day
At best we'll be like the rest
You'll be disappointed and I'll be depressed
But we can still have it all
You'll be the supermarket I'll be the mall
You believe in nothing you say
But there's a label for that anyway
You can't live your life excused
The minute you find out the awful news
At best we'll be like the rest
You'll be disappointed and I'll be depressed
But we can still have it all
You'll be the supermarket I'll be the mall
All our plaques are plastic colored bronze
And all our brown hairs have turned to blonde
And I remember when the things we feared
Weren't so disruptively near
All our plaques are plastic colored bronze
And all our brown hairs have turned to blonde
And I remember when the things we feared
Weren't so disruptively near